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"Why didn't I think of this before?" hit mainstream on August 3rd, 2004. So that everyone understands what is going on, allow me to explain! I went to Taos, NM with some friends. We wanted to go tubing, but we didn't have a tube. We went to about 10 different Walmarts looking for a tube, but couldn't find one. Me and the only other girl on the trip decided that we weren't about to be put out of fun by Walmart and settled on pool rafts. Pool rafts which we took to the Rio Grande in search of some bumpy water. We found some decent enough "rapids", and the first chance my friend got, she went sailing off her raft. The duckie innertube she got to go with her raft floated off, never to be seen from again. The pool raft was right behind the duck, and my friend's head bobbed along, shouting for help. (She lost her $500 class ring in that fiasco!)

I'd do it again.