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“The Headless Wonder” rang in the New Year a day late, making its debut on January 2nd, 2005.  In short, I think sappy love stories are crammed down girls’ throats at so early an age, that by the time they are of dating age, boys don’t stand a chance at living up to the apple pie in the sky standards Cinderella, Zack Morris, and Days of Our Lives set for them.  (Of course, no girl will ever live up to the standards set by Throbbin’ Hood or Missionary Position Impossible.  At least I’ve never met a real life girl who proactively enjoyed getting a splooge shower after A-T-Ming a dude for 45 minutes.)  Perhaps my healthy, realistic outlook on relationships is a by product of watching Married With Children at an impressionable age.  Thanks Media!