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“Centerfold Catastrophe” came out on January 28th, 2005.  It originally came with the following note: To stop any potential rumours in the work place, the two pictures in the photograph weren’t actually dating.  The girl was shit-faced and showed up at my party in that state with an already tapped BOX of wine.  Classy.  The strip was addressing a general source of confusion I have with ladies.  Why is it that girls get so uptight when the guys they date look at Playboys?  It’s not like they’re going to be nailing any bunnies, if they could, they’d be dating them instead.  Certainly a girl would rather her man oogle a magazine full of girls who are entirely out of reach, than eyeball real life girls at the park.  Girls with whom their man might actually stand a chance at sacking.  I say buy him the subscription to Playboy for his birthday, and throw in a Hustler subscription for Christmas.  (And don’t get upset if he wanks it in the shower.  You know you didn’t want to give him a blowie at 8am.)