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Myspace user pictures tend to happen at the intersection of poor taste, poor judgment, and poor planning. I'm not sure, but I suspect the combination of the downward spiral of humanity and the desire to amass more comments per picture than your car gets miles per gallon plays a hand in all that. (Or I could just be a stick in the mud. Or both, they certainly aren't mutually exclusive propositions.) Regardless, when planning your next myspace profile picture photoshoot - because it is a good rule of thumb to update your picture at least once a week so that you will have something to "bulletin" about other than your first grade teacher's name - keep a few things in mind!

1. The drunker you appear in your picture, the better!
2. The larger a girl you are, the less clothing you should wear, and the higher up you should hold your camera when shooting.
3. Kiss the air or the nearest stranger.
4. If you are worried about your ugly mug, either take a picture of yourself in the mirror with your flash on, or wear a Darth Vader mark.
5. Always make sure you post something on your friends' walls after you change your profile picture so that they all know you changd it and can tell you just how "hawt" you look gurl! Bulletins never hurt!