It's not that I don't 100% enjoy watching the videos of small children breaking expensive things, it's that I don't understand why parents don't put the camcorder down, intervene and scoop the Chinese vase off their kid's head before the kid head butts it against a wall. Videos of people puking on bed sheets with laughter in the background are also puzzling. Either the owners of said sheets are laughing with everyone else, or cameramen all get ass poundings galore once tracked down by said owners. (And not that gentle, no lube, prison sex kind of ass pounding either... No, the unpleasant and painful kind.) Poofy pets seem to have it particularly bad. There are more cats stuck in long, tube-like containers on youtube than there are clips of off-key thirteen year old covering Jonas Brothers tunes in front of their Macbook's iCam! Makes me think mean owners are lining things with cat nip and waiting...

Jerks!