While I’ve never actually set up a web cam, porn site, or taken my clothes off for a camera in general, I imagine the depicted progression is a fairly accurate representation of how events would unfold were I to engage in such behaviors. I could be wrong. (But I rarely am.) Of course, the fact that things would likely play out in that manner doesn’t preclude the possibility of an audience interested in wonky faces porn. I just don’t know how I feel about being the object of that audience’s affection. BubbersBrudder375 wanting me to pull my hair into pigtails, cross my eyes, and oink while wearing overalls and a red bandana might be more than I can handle. Well, it would most certainly be more than I could handle.