I’ve never understood why groups name themselves some of the things they do. True, Democrats don’t actually call themselves Donkey Punchers, but some Republicans certainly call themselves Tea Baggers. Democrats did adopt the donkey – aka ass – as their official party mascot, and that always struck me as a politically tragic for the group. You’d think the N.A.M.B.L.A. folk would have named themselves something more discrete. The only way for that name to be less discrete would be if “fucking” replaced “love”. Mensa, Latin for table, has never made any amount of sense to me. I want to start a high IQ society. I will call it, “The We’re Just Better Than You Association of The World”. Oh! And, I know this isn’t a group name, but it’s still topical - I have always enjoyed passing by cans of spotted dick in the ethnic cuisine food aisle at the supermarket. Most disappointing purchase ever.