I don’t know why, but people who claim to not smoke simply because they don’t smoke cigarettes annoy the ever loving piss out of me. If you consume any of the following, you smoke: cigarettes, cloves, pot, cigars, hookah pipes, crack pipes, tobacco pipes, etc. If you don’t like the idea of smoking, then don’t use those products, but don’t fucking say you don’t smoke when you know damn good and well that you hit up the hookah for five hours every Friday and Saturday night. And “hookah” is not a verb damn it! You don’t hookah. You SMOKE a hookah.

/endrant