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May 30th, 2010 :: Who's That Whore? (vol. 78)
 

Truthfully, I don’t actually look down on the girls who elect to gargle jizz in exchange for Coach purses, free sports cars, and shiny new boobs.  They’d rather whore it up than work, that’s fine.  I don’t think it’s degrading either.  No more degrading than waiting tables at Chili’s, ringing up customers at Half Price Books, or emptying out bed pans at a nursing home anyway.  Seriously, if my career options were kept woman or evening janitor at an elementary school, I’d finance the boob job, and learn to love heels.  You can’t tell me sexing it up is worse than cleaning poop out of urinals in the 4th grade hallway. Luckily, I have other career options, but I’m not going to criticize former drill team captains rocking a double digit IQ who don’t.  If it keeps them off welfare, and they are willing participants, I don’t think it should bother anyone else either. 

And honestly, just because a girl doesn’t get money, pearls, or purses for putting out, she is certainly getting something out of the guy she’s banging she otherwise wouldn’t.  Don’t believe me?  How many single – and straight – dudes do you see roaming around the local art museum, taking yoga classes, or enjoying a ballet?  Now, I’m not saying all females engaged in a sexual relationship with a man are whores, but maybe some feminists need to STFU and look in the mirror.  That’s all.