Did the bases ever make sense to anyone?  Kissing or French Kissing is first base.  I think it should just be French Kissing.  You kiss you mom, but you don’t get to first base with your mom when you kiss her.  (Hopefully you’re not stepping up to the plate with your mom at all!)   Coping a feel is second.  Okay.  Sex is a home run.  Okay.  So does that mean a hand job and a blow job are both third base?  I don’t think you can stick a hand job on second with coping a feel, because unless you have the hand of a Greek God or Goddess, coping a feel doesn’t cause an ejaculatory expulsion.  But I don’t think that a hand job should be on the same base as a blow job either.  Find me a guy who thinks a hand job is on par with a blow job and I’ll settle for the two being on the same base… It isn’t going to happen though.  Perhaps we should stick a hand job at third and call it an infield home run if you score a blow job?  That would make sense.  Cosmo would lead me to believe most guys are indifferent between a girl siphoning their tanks and doing the hibbidy dibbidy.  However you define the bases though, one thing is certain, anything less than a home-run and a dude did not accomplish what he set out to.