Do you know how hard it was to find attractive people in skimpy clothing to take a picture of in Florida?  There were plenty of chicks in bikinis, but it was nothing anyone would ever want to look at in broad daylight.  Seriously, who makes plus size swim-suits?  (And seriously, who wants to show off their flab?)  Luck would have it, right after giving up on finding any eye candy, these Doublemint Twin wannabes turned up, making out with their Doublemint Twin wannabe beaus.  (Literally, I was worried I was going to bear witness to the conception of Aryan prototypes.  Of course I was upset about this only because I didn’t have my video-camera with me, and if I’m going to have to watch people have sex in public, I want to at least be able to video tape the act and then sell it for tuition.)

So yes, thank you for tuning in.  I have a feeling it will be a long time before beautiful people grace the front page of this website for a long, long time.  I hope you enjoyed it.