It’s frightening what happens when you get a bunch of guys together and separate them from girls.  They fight, fuck, or throw a LAN party.  No matter which of the three activities they elect to engage in, you can bet the house a professional sport of some kind is playing in the background.  It’s a universal constant.  Of course I am not passing judgment.  For whatever reason, and I doubt I’ll ever figure out why, when you isolate a group of girls from boys they start drinking out of penis shaped straws and gabbing about stuff falling out of their skank holes.  I’ll take the LAN party over the hen party any day of the week and twice on Sunday.  I just happen to be particularly amused by some of the shit guys call heterosexual, given the screaming homosexual appearance of their charades.  MMA anyone?  A bunch of sweaty guys rolling around on the floor in spandex with their legs wrapped around each other’s heads.  It’s Mr. Slave’s wet dream come true!  70-80 percent of all sports uniforms involve spandex, a shiny material, or both.  I’m not passing judgment, but I am a bit perplexed.