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June 18th, 2010 :: Play Some Skynyrd! (vol. 93)
 

I love love love white trash rednecks!  (Except for Larry the Cable Guy, I hate him.)  In all their NASCAR loving, gun rack on the bicycle toting, mobile home/immobile car owning, cousin banging, family-tree twisting, toback-y chewin’, 5-inches of black-ass roots showing, mullet wearing, ragged-out wife beater sporting, Wal-Mart shopping, misspelled tattoo labeled, uneducated glory; few folks are more entertaining than rednecks.  And, in addition to being an endless source of humour, because rednecks are white, it’s still 100% OKAY – and often encouraged – to make fun of them without limit.  Stereotype the shit out of a white trash redneck and nobody will try to sue your ass, blow you up, dismember you, sick PETA or Al Sharpton on your ass, or block your web sites from reaching entire countries.  For the continued tolerance white people have shown to being mocked I say, “God bless America, and God bless white people!  (Especially trashy ones…)”