Seriously, most homo-chicas look like dudes.  So much so that when I see some lesbian couples, I’m forced to wonder what the point of being a lesbian is if you’re going to date the manliest girl you can find.  It’s like, what’s the point of being straight if you’re going to date a Backstreet Boy!  They’re more fem than most of the lesbians I’ve seen.  On a related note, I also do not understand why lesbians would need a strap-on.  If it’s dick you crave, why settle for a substitute, when you could have the real thing?   Bang whoever you want, I don’t particularly care, I just can’t wrap my head around nailing the closest thing to a man you can find, and going so far as to attach a plastic ween onto that person, but still insist you like girls.  It would be like announcing you love tacos, but then qualifying that by saying you only like them without a shell, sour cream, hot sauce, or guac.  With those qualifications you don’t actually like tacos… you like salads, but for whatever reason want to like tacos.  Maybe if I liked fish tacos this would all make more sense…