I wonder if, “Hung like the DFW Metroplex,” has the potential to catch on as a proud boast among the well-endowed.  (Okay, I don’t have much to say… I have been itching to use that image I put together in a comic ever since I realized the DFW highway system looked like a giant penis.)  How about a penis joke?  How can you tell the boy bunnies from girl bunnies?  The boy bunnies have cotton BALLS!  Okay, not a penis joke, but balls are right next to the dinger, so close enough.